This, though seeming like a strange countdown is one we all
would agree with, Though the school is filled with numerous fresh ass n*ggas
and packaged girls, there are also ones who can’t stop creating scenes in
school.
6. Elias
6. Elias
Elias in his final year cannot stop amusing people wherever he surfaces. My nigga take part for the master GO contest, I never know wetin give am d courage till today. His dance moves that day and talents gave him fame like never before. Elias's funniest attribute is the way he smiles sheepishly to everything, when em dey eat, when em dey shit, when em dey recieve lecture, infact everytime. This laughter is not even a sharp laughter o, watch that picture again, na exactly that smile.
Elias is also famous for his Ice-melting "Gbagams" . Boys dey anticipate Elias's speeches more than new episodes of empire. You can comment more about him coz em matter plenty.
5. Bugatti
Bugatti in 300level is new to this category but the nigga is making waves. He hit the prime line late last semester but seems to be seriously motivated to get to the top of our list. Bugatti has been seen series of times creating fun scenes but the most recent was during the convocation week, He was caught smiling and wandering all through the arena, smiling effortlessly.
He was offered water by a Good Samaritan but before one could say “hi”, the water was done. Bugatti was hit by one of the security men on the face and when he was told he was bleeding, he touched his face with his fingers, smelt the finger and licked it. Were the eyes not good enough to identify blood? Bugatti finally come steal our hearts after him chaw four okpa, one big pepsi for popular love garden for early mor mor like this as chicks dey enter morning mass. This matter na every mor mor o, no be once no be twice. I feel Bugatti is going to last for a long time in our countdowns.
4. Angel
Angel who was initially down the list has risen up to 4nd place. She has been trending in school for a while. This babe is definitely not normal. This girl for my presence like this during one quiz like that dey reason lecturer make em give her Note make em use write quiz sharp sharp give am back, Imagine! Angel don dey jonze sotey if she wear reasonable cloth come school, people go shock. This chick mad me one day as em see some kind couple dey gist for computer building, my babe begin reason say em go report give Rev. Sis. MSS say the couple bin dey fuck… wetin join fuck and conversation, my people! Angel na opposite of her name o so make una no even reason am. Angel don dey one day for salvator mundi dey chaw Fufu and Soup like say na Gala. Ah don tire joor...
3. Suarez
Ikechukwu A.K.A Suarez na very rare species. I no know whether em matter na spiritual o but this guy dey attack boys like say na militant. Suarez climbed the mango tree for convocation Arena come fall down just like that. We thought the guy wounded but my guy rose like undertaker begin run after boys. One boy com leave em pams, Suarez chop half of the pams like dis, as em belle-full, em com troway left-over back to the owner. He has attacked Sis. Gloria, Oga Fryo, SchoolBoy, Shaka and others.
Library Attendant is also a victim to Suarez’s strategious attacks. Suarez has been caught hitting his head continuously on the floor in the hostel. Chasing people around na em hobby, abeg mak una be safe and pray for Suarez.
2. Obama
1. Karishika
Karishika bin Catch Icy-K one day come dey seduce my guy, she dey put hand for mouth dey comot, blow my guy kiss, wink for am, na em my guy pick race. Even Jay sef don tell em own story as Karishika dey seduce am dey rub her neck, smiling and winking. Bosh sef an witness to this madness as the guy no fear vex Karishika, The girl pick plenty Slap for ground wire my guy. This girl matter plenty, my Microsoft word don run out of space sef. If this girl dey pass now, all you go dey hear na “Oh Lord, save me from Karishika”...
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